Brilliant Boss

Be careful when your boss writes a glowing letter about you Was this a clever boss or what? LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION: Phineas Dlamini   1 Phineas Dlamini, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Phineas works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Phineas never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Phineas is an individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Phineas can be 10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Phineas be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible.   Addendum The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines