Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin with the following comments.
Dr. Marc Faber tells it how it is
"The government is sending each of us a £500 rebate. If we spend that money at Marks & Spencers, the money goes to the Jews. If we spend it on petrol it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to The Republic of Ireland and India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to France, Spain and Italy. If we purchase a good car, it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the British economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the UK.
I've been doing my part..... and you?"
Dr. Marc Faber tells it how it is
"The government is sending each of us a £500 rebate. If we spend that money at Marks & Spencers, the money goes to the Jews. If we spend it on petrol it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to The Republic of Ireland and India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to France, Spain and Italy. If we purchase a good car, it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the British economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the UK.
I've been doing my part..... and you?"
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