"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger, but at times when it is hot, it will start spontaneously - so be careful!
It is self-lubricating - saves a lot of money!
It takes any size piston - be it big or small, long or short, straight or crooked.And it is self-servicing by changing oil once every four weeks, but if it doesn't, you better look for a temporary replacement.
It can be started with one finger, but at times when it is hot, it will start spontaneously - so be careful!
It is self-lubricating - saves a lot of money!
It takes any size piston - be it big or small, long or short, straight or crooked.And it is self-servicing by changing oil once every four weeks, but if it doesn't, you better look for a temporary replacement.
It is only a pity that the engine control system is so fucking temperamental. Sometimes it won't start no matter how many fingers.
Such engines do not last though. It needs many fingers to start once it reaches 40.
It loses power by the time it is 50. Its time to get a new one when it is over 50"
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