In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
A ragged drunkard with a dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
They gave another glass.
"It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
A third glass.
''It's Champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something or to do a trick.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a Blonde, 26 years old, pregnant for the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"
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