Saturday, December 8, 2012

Buck

Who in the hell is BUCK?

Well, BUCK is the guy who gets home late one night and BUCKY, his wife, says
"Where the hell have you been?" BUCK replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
 
"A tattoo"? BUCKY frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
 
"I got a hundred dollar Note on my dick" BUCK said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? BUCKY said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar Note tattooed on his dick?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
BUCK is in St. Marys, ICU, Room 233.

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