IT System guy contribution to PLAYBOY magazine without using any lewd & vulgar languages or photos – just strictly IT & computer terminology only.
The chap knows his computer well and is rather imaginative too !!
A secretary complained about her boss.....
She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed". Every time he comes into the office,
I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position,
followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE,
She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed". Every time he comes into the office,
I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position,
followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE,
which is most uncomfortable.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and shifted me to his HOME
where he started pressing @ BACKSPACE, and saying "TURNOVER today"...
Many a times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET )
and sometimes as an ALTERNATIVE he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL and he LOGS IN....
This process continues until I ZIP him and SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM....
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