The Queen and Dolly

 Queen Elizabeth
and

Dolly Parton died on the same day and they both went before

an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to

Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one place

left that day, so the Angel must decide which

of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's

some particular reason why she should go to

Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these,

they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see

them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanks

Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,

and drinks it down.

Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

 

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go

in.' Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that

all about? I show you two of God's own

perfect creations and you turned me down. She

wees into a toilet and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?' 'Sorry, Dolly,'

says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,

 

 

 A Royal Flush

Beats a Pair - No Matter

How Big They Are.