Here's why the Jews have long life!

Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old...


1. F...ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F...ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F...ing refreshes you.

4. Immediately after F...ing, don’t eat too much but for more liquids.

5. Try F...ing in bed as it's more relaxing and save valuable energy.

6. Regular F...ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
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SO, REMEMBER...Fasting is good for your health, and may the heavens cleanse any twisted mind...