Proof- that the World is Crazy !

Fact No. 1 ...... In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals. But, the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal, is punishable by death ! Comment ...... Does this make sense ?

Fact No. 2 ...... In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals. But, he is prohibited from looking directly at them, during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror ! Comment ...... Do they look different, in reverse ?

Fact No. 3 ...... Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick, or piece of wood, at all times ! Comment ...... Brick ? Wood ?? What is this ???

Fact No. 4 ...... The penalty for masturbation, in Indonesia, is decapitation ! Comment ...... Lord ! This is much worse than the theory of " Going Blind " !!!

Fact No. 5 ...... There are men in Guam, whose full-time job, is to travel the countryside to de-flower young virgins, whose fathers pay them for the privilege of their daughters having sex for the first time ! That is because, under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry !!! Comment ...... Now let me think ...... Is there any job, anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this ?

Fact No. 6 ...... In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband. But, she may only do so, with her bare hands ! Comment ...... No wonder, the Chinese teach their daughters Kung-Fu !!!

Fact No. 7 ...... In Hong Kong, the same betrayed wife, may kill her husband's illicit lover, in any manner desired ! Comment ...... Aaaah ! Justice !!!

Fact No. 8 ...... Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England. But, only in tropical fish stores ! Comment ...... But, of course !!!

Fact No. 9 ...... In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband. And the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act ! Comment ...... Whaaaat ??? Will the husband even get it up ? Makes one shudders at the thought !!!

Fact No. 10 ...... In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time ! Comment ...... I presume this problem, was so great, that they had to pass this law !!!

Fact No. 11 ...... In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception : Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine, only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises ! Comment ...... Would like to meet the originator of this law ! Is this a great country, or what ? But ...... not as great as Guam !

Fact No. 12 ...... Banging your head, against a wall, uses 150 Calories an hour ! Comment ...... Exactly, who volunteers for such tests ?

Fact No. 13 ...... The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over, on its right side, when intoxicated ! Comment ...... Intoxicated from drinking bottles of ? Did our Government actually pay for this " research " ?

Fact No. 14 ...... Butterflies, taste with their feet. Comment ...... Who exactly did this all important " research " for the benefit of mankind ?

Fact No. 15 ...... The eye of an Ostrich, is bigger than its brain ! Comment ...... I know some people like that !

Fact No. 16 ...... Starfish, don't have brains ! Comment ...... I know some people like that, too !

Fact No. 17 ...... Turtles can breathe through their butts ! Comment ...... And I thought, some people had bad breath !


I think, I have been educated you enough. If you wish to get in touch with me, I shall be in Guam !!!