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Saturday, December 8, 2012

Advice for an Old Guy...


I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...


I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." :o
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